I inquired fellow students and a few are already up for it. I haven't had any consent from some others but they probably don't mind either.
I don't have a replacement for cousin Sally yet.
"BBQ Party"
V1
This barbecue, looks like a frat party (dude, it is)
"Hey Ben, come pick with us!”
Ben's been drinkin', now he slurring and tripping,
[drunk guy Ben] “Where’s my guitar?”
"Hey Ben, it’s here, hold it together, man!”
V2 (Ben joins)
Kevin has stumbled off, he went swimming with the frogs
[woman] "Janos's on fire, someone call the police!"
Janos's grill master, roastin' burgers and dogs,
But now the beer and propane, equals a fire house call.
PC
Through it all, here I sit with my banjo just pickin' away,
We’re having ourselves another ordinary, barbecue day.
Chorus
Let's have a barbecue, we're at a cookout,
Be careful you invite, you better look out,
They'll turn a backyard party, to a heavyweight bout,
As soon as the keg runs out...
As soon as the keg runs out! [everybody]
V3
Koen drives up, he's yellin’ "Yo Frank, I've got the pig"
He's gone to hog roast heaven, wheels turning like the spit.
But Frank is still drinkin', now he's thinkin' he knows best,
Yeah but no, he'll be bacon for the guests
V4
The food has finished cookin', lookin' like it's time to feast,
When along comes cousin Sally, askin' "Hey, what's here for me?"
I know you love your veggies, but the 'fixins' only meat, <insert laughter>
So take a burger, no complaining, or you're hittin' the street.
(PC)
(Chorus)
Through it all, here we sit with our guitars (I’ve got a bass!) (well, I have a banjo) just pickin’, strummin’ and singin’ away
We’ve had ourselves another ordinary, barbecue day.
Until the keg’s run out
[drunk guy Ben] “Hey guys, the keg’s run out” <insert riot>