My schlong is still bigger than yours.
You mean the one protruding from your forehead ?
Parents will be all
too familiar with this stage of the child's development... Unfortunately, in the case of this particular poster, the standard reply of 'it's not size that matters, it's what you do with it', would only see him in even deeper sh*t....
Besides, any boasting of increased membership
is solely down to intense and frequent sessions of personal 'finger gym'...
(p.s. apologies for the brief detour off topic).